A German
Shepherd called Mick
Came in, psychologically sick
‘I try counting sheep
Because I can't sleep
Then I dream I'm in Limerick.’
Doctor Bob says, ‘Your tale is fantastic
But I'm extremely enthusiastic:
Just sit in this box
And we'll give you some shocks.’
Asked the dog, ‘Isn't that a bit drastic?’
‘There, there, now. Don't be dramatic.’
Said Doc in a voice quite hypnotic.
But the treatment went wrong,
The current's too strong.
Now Mick's a religious fanatic. |
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A boxer comes into the clinic
for jabs
before he departs on vacation.
It's really bad luck that he breaks out in scabs
but he shouldn't give in to temptation.
(but he does) |
