Should you visit Doctor Robert,
there are many things to see,
but, on what the direst sight is,
you may well disagree. |
There's a farting pig who suffers
from gaseous gastritis. |
A cheetah's all four knees
are afflicted with arthritis.
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And a randy tomcat's gums
are red with gingivitis.
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A peacock's throat is swollen
by screaming laryngitis.
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A warthog's spotty bum
glows bright with dermatitis. . .
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And his sister gave up mating
on contracting sore cystitis. |
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A hyena's laugh was muffled
by infectious tonsillitis.
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There's a mole who cannot see
that she's got conjunctivitis.
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There's a basset hound with fleas
who picks at his phlebitis.
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In a hive of bumblebees
the queen has hepatitis. |
A nervous bear performs a
dance that's called St Vitus.
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A goat that ate a bible whole
has gastroenteritis |
If you think their days are long
and how severe their plight is,
for those retained there overnight -
just think how long their night is,
in the care of Doctor Bob's
nocturnal troglodyties. |
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